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A man servant specifically tasked with disseminating hot cum from their phallus, on demand, into various receptacles (oral, vaginal, or rectal) of thirsty heterosexual women and homosexual men for the purposes of kinky refreshment. It is a role which is generally considered similar to a fluffer, but on the "shooting" end.
In the story "Cumdog Billionaire," we see the progression of Pradeep from a cumwallah struggling in the slums of the Valley to his rise as a big name in the industry.
by NorthernExposurePole March 3, 2015
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by NorthernExposurePole February 27, 2015
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Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."
by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015
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Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.
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Although he would likely achieve a lower GPA, Peter ultimately decided to attend Berkeley as opposed to Scamford, in order to avoid huge loans and the scorn from his friends who attend public university.
by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015
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After his "injury" caused by Rihanna's overzealous romantic escapades, Peter banished her from his fuckbook account as a certified cock killer and ended up never fornicating with her again.
by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015
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Peter and his swinging buddies from work "went to town" at Fogo de Chut, after they fasted all day by abstaining from any extracurricular affairs with their respective girlfriends in order to work up voracious appetites.
by NorthernExposurePole February 20, 2015
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