10 definitions by NorthernExposurePole
A vagina so rough, wild, and relentless in the goal of achieving an orgasm in the bedroom that ultimately results in penile breakage.
After his "injury" caused by Rihanna's overzealous romantic escapades, Peter banished her from his fuckbook account as a certified cock killer and ended up never fornicating with her again.
by NorthernExposurePole February 22, 2015
A serious vaginal deterioration and orgasmic reaction that is rapid in onset, may cause death by pleasure-induced asphyxiation and hypotension, and can only be remedied with voluminous amounts of a particular white, sticky, and viscous nectar from a banana-shaped appendage. It is not unusual for establishments that cater to activities of questionable fornicatory repute to call a CODE SCREW for such unstable situations.
We almost lost Debbie last night, after she went into anaphylactic cock after her and Peter enjoyed several rounds of romantic "oil rigging" sessions. Thankfully, he was able to resuscitate her in a way that simultaneously provided her with airway management and fluids.
by NorthernExposurePole February 4, 2015
A demanding phallus that refuses to grace the folds of none other than the most premium of vaginal passageways. Any female genital orifice and its associated components (face, body habitus, hair) that are deemed to be any rating less than dyme status will be met by an unwavering flaccid denial by the aforementioned penis, even in light of possible coercion tactics.
After mistakenly raw-dawging Heather in a moment of pre-ejaculatory confusion, Peter suddenly decided that she wasn’t that good-looking, became flaccid, and decided he would never compromise his bouji boner for none other than Victoria secret-equivalent grade A puntang.
by NorthernExposurePole February 9, 2015
The white and occasionally fishy-smelling cream located at the base of the penis that is generated after several rounds of vigorous fornication by a heterosexual couple. This material is typically discarded but can sometimes be harvested and used at a couple's discretion.
Peter and Jenna enjoyed a low-key romantic evening at home watching Iron Chef with her consuming freshly made ram chowda produced from their secret doggie-style recipe.
by NorthernExposurePole February 13, 2015
The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.
Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."
by NorthernExposurePole February 24, 2015
A man servant specifically tasked with disseminating hot cum from their phallus, on demand, into various receptacles (oral, vaginal, or rectal) of thirsty heterosexual women and homosexual men for the purposes of kinky refreshment. It is a role which is generally considered similar to a fluffer, but on the "shooting" end.
In the story "Cumdog Billionaire," we see the progression of Pradeep from a cumwallah struggling in the slums of the Valley to his rise as a big name in the industry.
by NorthernExposurePole March 3, 2015
An upscale South American-Southeast Asian fusion fine dining establishment catering to gentlemen that enjoy all-you-can-eat-out activities and an eclectic internationally-inspired salad bar.
Peter and his swinging buddies from work "went to town" at Fogo de Chut, after they fasted all day by abstaining from any extracurricular affairs with their respective girlfriends in order to work up voracious appetites.
by NorthernExposurePole February 20, 2015