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fartkake 

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A fetish involving the gathering of many men around a woman for the purposes of farting in her face, especially repeatedly, as a group. Originally used in ancient times as a form of punishment, it is now used as a reward for kinky pleasure.
Peter and his industry buddies fartkaked Jennifer the night before her big wedding day.
fartkake by NorthernExposurePole February 27, 2015
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fartake

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1 : to take part in or experience smelling a really bad ass-gas along with others

2 : to have a portion (as of fart)
Everyone inside the elevator fartaked in the godawful-smelling poo-gas when Joan of Fart let one out in full force.
fartake by Mr. Gassy October 22, 2009

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake 

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When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

fartcakes 

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cakes made after a woman releases her stinky digestive gas into it
These cakes are fartcakes!
fartcakes by Danielle V October 20, 2008

fartcakes 

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Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts.com
Bobby, don't eat these fartcakes. They smell like craps
fartcakes by Donna Luise October 24, 2008

fartcake 

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a cake that has been flatulated upon by a woman for sexual purposes
Dad: John, this cake is a fartcake
John: Does it smell like a fart?
Dad: Yes, Amie farted on it 5 minutes ago
fartcake by Danielle Valentine October 20, 2008

fartcake 

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A cake that has been farted on by a woman for obtaining sexual pleasure
Amie lowered her butt towards the cake, positioned her anus in front of the cake, and produced this delicious fartcake
fartcake by Danielle V October 20, 2008
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