fartige 

When you have a bad case of the poo poos and you have multiple farts to loosen the blockage. When you eat chipoltae you are inclinde to have fartige.

I had an extra large meal at Taco Bell , now I have fartige

fartige by Tyranasurislit911 September 13, 2016

Fartilepsy 

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.

Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.

Fartilepsy by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

fartinger 

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

fartinger by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

fartigan 

A sweater made out of farts

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."

fartigan by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010

Fartigo 

Farts that are so pervasive, they compel jumping out of a window.

Chris gave me a serious case of fartigo after his lunch at Taco Bell.

Fartigo by Chad-zilla May 5, 2011

Furtigetical 

To be completely obsessed with one's self; to be narcissistic; to see one's self as better than one actually is.

The pastor was completely Furtigetical as he thought he was the most important person in the world.

Furtigetical by Sajak March 5, 2014

fartgender

fartgender is when someone identifies as a human/animals bodily excretions
the pronouns are poo/pee

hey john, im fartgender!

fartgender by genderconisssour November 18, 2020