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fartgender

fartgender is when someone identifies as a human/animals bodily excretions
the pronouns are poo/pee
hey john, im fartgender!
fartgender by genderconisssour November 18, 2020
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fartgender

Fartgender is a that refers to xenogender that identify as human/animal bodily excretions most fartgender people use
pee/poo pronouns, but some use cum/piss aswell, it really depends on the person
Hi john, I'm fartgender!
fartgender by genderconisssour November 18, 2020
Someone who tends to fart a lot.
when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.
Fartender by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

Fartenberry 

used to describe one who avoids physical activity, particularly regarding military involvement; a 'fartenberry' can be described as lazy
"Front and center, fartenberry! Quit farting around back there!"
Fartenberry by charlotteVA February 20, 2009

Michael Fastbender 

When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.
Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”

Fartenberry 

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes
He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.

Fagender 

When some idiot comes into a conversation, often asking questions that have already been answered. The word can be used as a noun describing a person(accent on a), or as a verb(no accent on a).

Origins:
The first part (fa) comes from the movie "the sound of music", and means "a long, long way to run".
The second part (gender) comes from the greek prefix, to be created.
However, all that is irrelevant, because the word is actually from russian.
It is easy to spot a fagender, and the appropriate response is: "ha, ha, dude, pffts!, you totally fagendered!"
Fagender by Dy-lan January 12, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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