fartgender

fartgender is when someone identifies as a human/animals bodily excretions
the pronouns are poo/pee

hey john, im fartgender!

fartgender by genderconisssour November 18, 2020

fartgender

Fartgender is a that refers to xenogender that identify as human/animal bodily excretions most fartgender people use
pee/poo pronouns, but some use cum/piss aswell, it really depends on the person

Hi john, I'm fartgender!

fartgender by genderconisssour November 18, 2020

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

Fartender by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

Fartenberry 

used to describe one who avoids physical activity, particularly regarding military involvement; a 'fartenberry' can be described as lazy

"Front and center, fartenberry! Quit farting around back there!"

Fartenberry by charlotteVA February 20, 2009

Michael Fastbender 

When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.

“Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”

Michael Fastbender by El Grande EZ May 12, 2018

Fartenberry 

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes

He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.

Fartenberry by ToddlersAreTheGunGrabbers November 3, 2018

Fagender 

When some idiot comes into a conversation, often asking questions that have already been answered. The word can be used as a noun describing a person(accent on a), or as a verb(no accent on a).

Origins:
The first part (fa) comes from the movie "the sound of music", and means "a long, long way to run".
The second part (gender) comes from the greek prefix, to be created.
However, all that is irrelevant, because the word is actually from russian.

It is easy to spot a fagender, and the appropriate response is: "ha, ha, dude, pffts!, you totally fagendered!"

Fagender by Dy-lan January 12, 2008