Fartgender is a that refers to xenogender that identify as human/animal bodily excretions most fartgender people use
pee/poo pronouns, but some use cum/piss aswell, it really depends on the person
When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.
“Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”
verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes
He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.
When some idiot comes into a conversation, often asking questions that have already been answered. The word can be used as a noun describing a person(accent on a), or as a verb(no accent on a).
Origins:
The first part (fa) comes from the movie "the sound of music", and means "a long, long way to run".
The second part (gender) comes from the greek prefix, to be created.
However, all that is irrelevant, because the word is actually from russian.
It is easy to spot a fagender, and the appropriate response is: "ha, ha, dude, pffts!, you totally fagendered!"