Fartigo

Farts that are so pervasive, they compel jumping out of a window.

Chris gave me a serious case of fartigo after his lunch at Taco Bell.

by Chad-zilla May 5, 2011

fartigo

A fart so pungent that it causes dizziness (vertigo).

Sean farted in my office and it stunk so bad it gave me fartigo.

by BlenderStyle June 10, 2011

Fartigo

A fart so powerful it causes feelings of spinning or swaying, vomiting and difficulty walking.

“My husband’s fart was so vile, it caused a lady on the train to be hospitalized by the sudden onset of fartigo”

by Sarah Junko November 23, 2017

Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

fartigan

A sweater made out of farts

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."

by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010

Fartino

A Native American person who is constantly eating and farting all the time

That kid crashed out in our computer room is a Fartino

by Barbara Bush November 16, 2003

fartigan sweater

A fart that creeps upward and becomes trapped in your shirt, warming you at the same time. Later, when you take the shirt off, you get a whiff of the remnants of the fart, like you farted again.

On a chilly winter day, a fartigan sweater is kinda nice, until you take off your shirt later on.

by stormteam69 April 11, 2010