Tom Watson

to choke

Named after Tom Watson's choke at the 2009 British Open on the final hole.

He should have made that shot, but he Tom Watsoned and missed.

by Sajak July 20, 2009

Shuster

A choke. From John Shuster's choking in the 2010 Olympics in curling.

We would have won if not for that Shuster.

by Sajak February 18, 2010

Fearing the Reaper

Hitting a cowbell a million times as loud as possible. From the Saturday Night Live sketch about Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper."

The Mississippi State fans were all Fearing the Reaper after the Bulldogs scored their third touchdown.

by Sajak March 08, 2022

Furtigetical

To be completely obsessed with one's self; to be narcissistic; to see one's self as better than one actually is.

The pastor was completely Furtigetical as he thought he was the most important person in the world.

by Sajak February 25, 2014

sappy putting

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.

Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.

by Sajak August 10, 2012

Morelliesque

A bad performance by a quarterback. Named after former Penn State quarterback Anthony Morelli.

We might have had a chance of winning if not for that Morelliesque performance by our quarterback.

by Sajak October 03, 2010

Wetzel

To rip someone off; to jip someone out of money.

Did John Wetzel you out of your money again?

by Sajak February 11, 2013