fartage

waxing (in French). for cross country skis

fartage pour ski du fond
(waxing for cross-country skiing)

by nhbill January 17, 2008

Fartage

The gas that is expelled through the anus when solid mass is expected to pass.

I experienced fartage upon my last visit to the lavatory

by Obi-Wanky Nobi June 23, 2024

nigel farage

a huge cunt who is constantly screbbing

Big ding: Oi mate you hear that {nigel Farage is doing a speech round her
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad

by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019

fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.

Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.

by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019

Farage

To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.

Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.

by A day spent Faraging October 23, 2013

Farage

(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.

Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.

by RickBTenPercent May 16, 2014

Farage

To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.

John, faraged into the corridor, after let that stink bomb off in the common room , before anyone realised what He had done.

by Hobboblin12 September 8, 2016