fartigan

A sweater made out of farts

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."

by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010

fartigan sweater

A fart that creeps upward and becomes trapped in your shirt, warming you at the same time. Later, when you take the shirt off, you get a whiff of the remnants of the fart, like you farted again.

On a chilly winter day, a fartigan sweater is kinda nice, until you take off your shirt later on.

by stormteam69 April 11, 2010

Fartisan

Someone who is highly skilled in the art of farting with well-developed sphinchter control that allows them to control both the duration and acoustics of their farts. A fartisan may deliberately eat certain foods in order to increase their fart power.

He possessed an uncanny ability to fart. He could release them slowly producing a fart as long as eight seconds or propel them out with one large sphinctoral push to produce a more powerful but shorter fart. He was a true fartisan and skilled fartsman.

by Lucius Atkinson June 5, 2018

artisan fartisan

A person who can pass gas and vary the volume, tone and pitch.

When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.

by 3episodesofLITB June 30, 2017

fartian

Noun. The language of flatulence.

If someone shyly breaks wind in your presence, ease their discomfort by saying, "It's okay. I speak fartian."

by fineattitude August 15, 2010

Furtigan

Indefinite insult or perhaps a term of endearment, used to describe someone who is cartoonish, or has cartoon-like qualities. It is unknown whether or not it will offend the person it is said to. Spelling is debatable. Also scene as the creature behind the musical oddity, The Furtigan.

Look at that Furtigan... what a crazy man beast.

by A Furtigan November 23, 2011

fattigan

An obese member of the local police force, usually found in big cities and usually a detective.

Oh, I see they put fattigan on the case. Some guys have all the luck.

by MAX reality January 6, 2010