Fartilepsy

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.

Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

fartcolepsy

When one's farts expel from one's body in such a rhythm that it serenades one into a deep slumber.

My friend who has fartcolepsy cannot drive a vehicle after eating Taco Bell.

by FamousAnus February 14, 2009

Fartcolepsy

1. Feigning sleep as an excuse when you accidentally fart

2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.

Last night, I was laying down and farted in front of my new boyfriend so I immediately started to snore and he thought I fell asleep and had fartcolepsy! Sikeeee! Lol

by Asha89 January 14, 2023