by xX 44100 Xx August 13, 2021
Get the Fartfuck mug.A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.
Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.
Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.
“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”
“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”
“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”
by Danull February 14, 2019
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Any large burger containing multiple beef patties, bacon strips, and excessive amounts of cheese, ie, Wendy's Baconator, Burger King's Triple Stacker, Rally's/Checkers' Double Big Buford, and pretty much any Hardees Burger. Guaranteed to make you a FAT FUCK, hence the name!
by Roland Daggett November 10, 2007
Get the Fatfuckinator mug.When two people are having sex and the dick makes a fart sound while it's thursting the pussy or anus!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Harder! Harder! Harder! I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Did you just fart?
Chad : No it was just a Fart Fuck no gas was actually released!
Kiersten: Thank god cause that would be gross!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Did you just fart?
Chad : No it was just a Fart Fuck no gas was actually released!
Kiersten: Thank god cause that would be gross!
by SlopNChop January 30, 2017
Get the Fart Fuck mug.a person who is REALLY REALLY fat. Like, incredibly fat. Their boobs (or moobs) are the size of mountains.
by wowser77 October 7, 2009
Get the fatfuck mug.When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.
by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015
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