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FortFuck 

A FortFuck is an individual who plays the game "Fortnite: Battle Royale"

As soon as Fortnite is downloaded onto any device the owner is infected.
They will instantly get infected looking for more kills, skins and VBUCKS (the shitty currency)
Many youtubers play the game in hopes to get views (but minecraft is better)

Symptoms:
Retardation
Autism
Constant chatting
Addiction

Cure: The only way to cure yourself of these symptoms (if you accidentally acquired the disease) is to do the following:
1. State that fortnite is for autistic 2 year olds
2. Delete your epic account (Not required if you have other games on the account)
3. Delete fortnite
4. Purchase a minecraft account at Minecraft.net

5. play that instead
Johnny Ferret: I love fortnite!
Landon: DUDE YOUR NOW INFECTED!! GOD SAVE YOUR SOUL YOU FORTFUCK
FortFuck by qwerrtyuiop69 January 3, 2020
Words you can keep

FortFuck 

Means two things.

1. Fortnite sex, usually porn.
2. Someone who's too into Fortnite.
David: "You got any VBucks?"
John: "Ugh, get away from my switch, FortFuck."
FortFuck by jesus h christ son of god December 20, 2021

Fortfuck 

Something my mom says when she wants me to go outside.
Mom: "Go outside, you need to stop playing that fortfuck game!"
Me: "I'm playing fucking Minecraft..."
Fortfuck by kbvgg May 28, 2024

Forfuckingever 

The time between now and when you can be with your perfect crush. An eternity.
Time apart ticks so slowly. It's still forfuckingever until I can be with my sweetheart.
Forfuckingever by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021

forkfuck 

Sticking a fork up your tight, little, Asshole
I just forkfucked my buddy the other day
forkfuck by TheTwoTrucksGuy December 19, 2020
when one uses the foot for sexual pleasure. Or when one gets a foot up or around there genitalia's.
"Oh Reid i had a good time getting footfucked last night, my vagina still hurts though!" "Yes my foot still has your cum all over it"
footfuck by Robert Yateman December 9, 2008

fartfucker 

someone who has sex with farts
When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.
fartfucker by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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