shitdick

When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it
Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.
by iggymessedup December 16, 2016
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Insult that implies that the object is a homosexual.
by Ed Anger February 23, 2003
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shitdick

when u cornhole someone and pull out with extras
"i funked some nasty ghetto ho in the arse, and got poopdick!"
by condomkid September 19, 2003
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The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom
I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick
by Zarmanov May 20, 2003
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Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.
Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.
by Kurt December 31, 2004
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A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
by steve1979 July 19, 2006
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after a gay man has sex with his immigrant love slave, he has shit all over his dick
You my fine sir are a shitdick
by sproranher February 23, 2003
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