fapricide

The act of killing one's brother through masturbation.

As he watched his favorite video of Tina "taking it" from several large male sources on the top bunk, Johnny unknowingly commited fapricide; His semen percolated to the bottom bunk asfixiating Kevin.

by D-MOOSE November 19, 2013

Fartricide

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.

"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"

by MattKV July 1, 2008

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

by mochicho March 8, 2009

faxicide

The deliberate destruction of a facsimile (fax) machine.

Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!

by Telephony January 17, 2011

Fappcident

An accident involving jizzums.

Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.

by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

fartricide

How a dyslexic tries to kill his brother.

Tom's jealous rage pushed him to the point of fartricide but none of the fart bombs he left for his brother Pete seemed to work.

by Coriolus October 13, 2008

fapicide

To kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation

1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?

1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation

by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013