Fappcident 

An accident involving jizzums.

Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.

Fappcident by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

Factcident 

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

Factcident by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

fatcident 

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

fatcident by BigMack January 24, 2014

Fapcident

When your unholy fap time is destroyed by your bed,chair,parents,children,etc.

person1:hey man,what's up?You don't look good.

Person2:Yea man,I had a terrible fapcident yesterday and since then my gf stopped talking to me.

Fapcident by rastafap May 7, 2013

Fappidextrous 

The ability to fap with both hands.

His muscles are huge. He must be fappidextrous

Fappidextrous by Fappidextrous December 2, 2014

Fagcident 

When you unknowingly become romantically involved with a homosexual of the opposite sex.

I was dating this fool and he totally ended up being gay. Total fagcident!

Fagcident by kobestatusawwyayuhh March 30, 2011

flopcident 

When injuries, spills, accidents and incidents causing any type of mess that requires cleaning with napkins, towels, etc. during the commission of an active flop.

We need antibiotic ointment, paper towels and duct tape in the other room for this flopcident.

flopcident by Moon_Pie_004 April 22, 2011