Favrecide

The act of committing career suicide and tarnishing your legend by forcing an unwanted action resulting in the exposure of your flaws due to inferior colleagues and your own diminishing abilities.

Barry Bonds may be the next victim of favrecide if he pursues a comeback this year.

Favrecide by Zoltar! October 1, 2008

favrecide

(n)1. The act of removing all doubt from others about your lack personal taste, discernment skills and integrity. To show a lack of discrimination for those in your company based on low self worth and lack of suitable options and/or alternatives.

2. Lack of judgement, throwing something up for grabs.

She was committing favrecide by taking him in.

The QB committed favrecide by throwing that hail-Mary pass with time still left on the clock.

favrecide by Child Psychology December 12, 2004

favretirement

a form of semi-retirement, often characterized by weeks or months of waiting, waffling, wondering, and worriment; common characteristics also include lying, dissembling, persecution complexes, backbiting, media circuses, and incessant complaining about one's treatment at the hands of those one has favretired from, or is contemplating un-favretiring to join; may be caused by an excessive need or desire to have one's ego stroked and the belief that one is deserving of worship, adulation, and much ass-kissing by others, though ironically, the resultant behavior usually results in a significant cost to the reputation of the favretiree.

That guy Brent in accounting is driving me insane; one day he's retired, then he's not, then he's injured his bicep muscle and has to wait to see if it heals enough for him to be able to punch keys on his calculator -- I wish he'd make up his mind and end this favretirement already.

favretirement by TheBaxter July 28, 2009

fapricide

The act of killing one's brother through masturbation.

As he watched his favorite video of Tina "taking it" from several large male sources on the top bunk, Johnny unknowingly commited fapricide; His semen percolated to the bottom bunk asfixiating Kevin.

fapricide by D-MOOSE November 19, 2013

Facecide 

Deleting permanently your Facebook profile for any possibile reason, i.e. idiotic groups, apps or even friends.

I'm sick of this s**t, I'm going to commit facecide.
In the last 3 months was registered a 30% increase of facecides among teenagers.

Facecide by monkey007 March 13, 2012

fibrecide 

When you eat too much fibre and your full gas farts

“Hey Linda are you ok”? “No I woke up early and ate too many apricots and committed fibrecide”.

fibrecide by Datsyuk519 May 1, 2019

Fabricide 

When a country elects a theocratic fascist fundamentalist as president.

International Community: Wow, you are such a democratic and human-rights advocate country! Good job!

Country: lol watch this *commits fabricide*

Fabricide by XxxEdgySlayer69xxX March 23, 2018