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The deliberate destruction of a facsimile (fax) machine.
Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!
faxicide by Telephony January 17, 2011

fapicide 

To kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation
1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?

1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation
fapicide by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013

fagicidal tendencies

Actions exhibited by someone who's sexual orientation is in question that would suggest the person is in fact homosexual.
Be careful around that guy, he's got fagicidal tendencies.
The act of permanently deleting oneself from Facebook
When I heard George EFFING Bush had an account, a black hole of despair squeezed my beating heart still. I had to do it, facicide was the only solution.
Facicide by shaise malaise June 3, 2010

Fagcident 

When you unknowingly become romantically involved with a homosexual of the opposite sex.
I was dating this fool and he totally ended up being gay. Total fagcident!
Fagcident by kobestatusawwyayuhh March 30, 2011

Faticide 

The art of killing fat in mass exocutions.
It's almost bathing suit season. Time for faticide.
Faticide by intheclutch June 3, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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