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A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.
After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.
faptist by Protractor May 16, 2016
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fappity fap fap 

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."
Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!
fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013

fappitarianism 

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.
The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism
fappitarianism by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

fappision 

A portmanteau of the words "fap" and "decision". It's when you take a decision in a post-nut clarity state.
Damn, I can't decide! I'll leave it to a fappision.
fappision by MrShadowy May 31, 2021
<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate
mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then
faptist by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011
someone who faps, also can be used as a general term as an insult
you son of a fapist!
fapist by TokenIranian November 22, 2015