fappist

A word used in place of describing someone as a "masturbator" or other term related to masturbation.

One might call someone a fappist if they do not wish to get caught using a common sexual slur.

"Hey, you know Nathan?"

"Yeah; he's a fappist."

by Eg' March 17, 2009

faptist

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.

After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.

by Protractor May 16, 2016

fappity fap fap

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."

Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

by Mikere November 22, 2013

fappitarianism

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

fappision

A portmanteau of the words "fap" and "decision". It's when you take a decision in a post-nut clarity state.

Damn, I can't decide! I'll leave it to a fappision.

by MrShadowy May 31, 2021

faptist

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011

fapist

someone who faps, also can be used as a general term as an insult

you son of a fapist!

by TokenIranian November 22, 2015