Definitions by Mikere

fappity fap fap 

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."

Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

fappity fap fap by Mikere November 22, 2013

Twet 

Name of a slap given over the internet using a instant messenging service or forum. Thought to be made from the combination of Twat and Net.

John was well pissing me off last night moanin about his new girl, so I just gave him a twet and told him to dump her.

Twet by MikeRe January 5, 2009