fappision

A portmanteau of the words "fap" and "decision". It's when you take a decision in a post-nut clarity state.

Damn, I can't decide! I'll leave it to a fappision.

by MrShadowy May 31, 2021

facision

A failed decision.

Thanks Obama. If Mitt Romney was elected I never would have made this facision.

by scottandjennymakeaword May 23, 2013

Fappicino

Why, my good sir or madam!
It's when you swallow instead of spit!
;D

"Mmmm, gimme some of your fappicino!"

by The Semen Demon April 3, 2009

fapinion

An opinion piece in which grandiose arguments rely on exaggerated facts often poorly researched or misunderstood by the author and targeted toward people with like opinions and poor critical thinking skills. Fapinion pieces can be recognized by their viral spread and inability to withstand expert scrutiny. They are a favorite of fanboys engaging in mental masturbation inside their clique (eg: fapping).

An 8 year farm student designed a next generation battery technology that will take the world by storm according to the latest Time fapinion.

by librafate July 11, 2019

Fapfusion

The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.

Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?

by Jody South May 24, 2024