faptist

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.

After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.

by Protractor May 16, 2016

faptist

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011