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A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.
After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.
faptist by Protractor May 16, 2016
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<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate
mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then
faptist by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011
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A person who subconsciously links overweight individuals as looking like the same famous person. I. E, Every full figured white girl looks like Adele.
Mom says to daughter about new sister n law, she looks like Adele. Daughter stunned, tells mom she’s a fattist.
Fattist by Msjames44 February 5, 2019

martial fartist 

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.
JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!
martial fartist by NE1 May 25, 2006
Tits that are so big and/or floppy that they make a fapping sound when they bounce. Usually this happens when they fuck laying down.
She has really nice faptits. I like when they flop around when she's running.
faptits by undefinedwerd October 5, 2012
A person who turns a fart into a work of art.
Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.
Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.
faptism by SirLaxington October 13, 2011
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B)
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