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fapstation 

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.
This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.
fapstation by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011

Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.
If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.
Fapitalism by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

fapitalism

When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.
friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"
fapitalism by jessermanx October 18, 2011

fapistan 

a country where NNN does not exist
John: I’ve thought about moving to Fapistan
Jon: Nigga doodoo peepee fart nigga guacamole penis
fapistan by cock cock cock cock cock December 14, 2020

Fatistani 

A person that is fat and pakistani
Likhith is a fatistani
Fatistani by Big V4728 April 2, 2022

Fapsstain 

A stain that which came from fapping
There was a fapsstain on my son's bed
Fapsstain by Jackthefastman December 31, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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