Fapistani

A Pakistani adolescent man that faps more than once a day, everyday.

Jafri: dude im watching some MILF pr0n
McPendo: I bet you wil fap before going to bed, you fapistani.

Fapistani by Sheeda Pistol October 12, 2010

fapstation 

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.

This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.

fapstation by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011

Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

Fapitalism by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

fapitalism

When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.

friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"

fapitalism by jessermanx October 18, 2011

fapistan 

a country where NNN does not exist

John: I’ve thought about moving to Fapistan
Jon: Nigga doodoo peepee fart nigga guacamole penis

fapistan by cock cock cock cock cock December 14, 2020

Fatistani 

A person that is fat and pakistani

Likhith is a fatistani

Fatistani by Big V4728 April 2, 2022

Fapsstain 

A stain that which came from fapping

There was a fapsstain on my son's bed

Fapsstain by Jackthefastman December 31, 2018