A very sexually confused human. Mostly contain the certain gender of the gorilla. One of the most out going males is known as the fagistante of its pack. Its favorite meal is soggy waffles with large amount of milk. If you ever encounter a fasistante don't move just let it rape you. It actually comes in many types. There is the pubescent monster. There is the young wack adolescent and finally the fugut.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.