famper
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happy famper
A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.
"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."
happy famper by Helmbros June 3, 2014
Related Words
famper • happy famper • Fapper • famer • fampire • Flamper • famber • Fappergasted • Fomper • Fammers
Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink
A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.
Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021
fappers delight
Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;
(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"
(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"
-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.
while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"
(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"
-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.
while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,
fappers delight by Googlefaps.com July 20, 2018
famprice
noun
a price that is very cheap or deeply discounted; usually reserved for family members/close friends.
a price that is very cheap or deeply discounted; usually reserved for family members/close friends.
Hugh: "Yo Aaron did you get those new Nike HTM flyknits that dropped today?"
Aaron: "Yeah I did - they're super limited though, so I'm only looking to sell for double retail."
Hugh: "Come on, man! I know you got em for below retail; I need famprice on them."
Aaron: "Sorry man, I gotta make money so I'm gonna steve nash that offer. Later."
Aaron: "Yeah I did - they're super limited though, so I'm only looking to sell for double retail."
Hugh: "Come on, man! I know you got em for below retail; I need famprice on them."
Aaron: "Sorry man, I gotta make money so I'm gonna steve nash that offer. Later."
master fapper
master fapper by fapper20 May 4, 2009
Closet Fapper
A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.
Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?
Closet Fapper by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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