Fappergasted 

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.

wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.

Fappergasted by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

fappergasted 

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

fappergasted by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

Fappergasted 

When your about to bust while whacking and the camera to the guy busting causing you to miscalculate your orgasm

I should've watched the finale before blowing my load so I wouldn't get fappergasted

Fappergasted by Trevor Weinberg September 5, 2017

farbergasted 

when you fart and it smells like cheese.

"oh my he just farbergasted."
"johnson just farbergasted"

farbergasted by exioflobololigist April 7, 2015

flappergasted 

When a woman is so sexually aroused by an attractive man, she is incapable of speech.

When Tom Welling entered the room, the girls crossed their legs and were rendered flappergasted.

flappergasted by Jacie005 February 9, 2021

Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

Fapperblasted by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016

Flappergasted 

When a woman’s vagina was pumped so full of air from getting railed and then proceeds to queef violently and uncontrollably for extended periods of time.

This hoe got pumped so full of air that her pussy was flappergasted and the whole room smelled like steamed broccoli...

Flappergasted by LeroyLooselips March 10, 2021