Fammers

close family or maybe just family members

"my mum is my close proper fammers"

by VJLN April 1, 2010

Fammers

A drinking game involving a hammer and a drink of your choice (better with hard shit). You start with someone hitting there hand with a hammer then they add more to the cup and (better to play with a gallon milk jug so you can add more) pass the hammer to the next person and they increase the power of the hit, this continues until someone pussies out then they drink of the liquor in the cup. After they drink everything in the cup you start over.

Bob: yo lets play fammers
John: sure

by fapitron April 23, 2018

Farmers league

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers

Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin

by RationalFootballFan from Chile January 1, 2023

Farmers League

A term used to as an insult to define an Association Fooball league that lacks depth of quality.
A farmers league can have a couple of good teams in it, but if the rest are that bad that a "farmer" could play in it, then it can be labelled a farmers league.

Plumbers league is a term that infers the same meaning and is used on occasion.

A league that is won by the same side, over and over again is not necessarily a farmers league, as it can still have other strong teams in it.

Ligue 1 is a good example of a farmers league as it only has 1 good side. The rest of the league consists of mediocrity.
Bundesliga and Serie A are not farmers leagues, as both leagues are full of good sides.

Ligue 1 is a dead set Farmers League. With the exception of PSG, it is mud. My uncle , who's a plumber, could get a game for a club like Strasbourg. My aunty, who's a farmers wife, would get a game for Auxerre.

by StuTheDon March 29, 2023

farmers league

a term used to describe a football league (mostly professional) less competitive and having less talent than other leagues.

man, ligue 1 has got to be a farmers league.

by soepicchill May 23, 2023

farmers handkerchief

To plug one nostril and blow snot out the other,without the benefit of kleenex or rag, cleanly clearing the nostril of all nose goblins and mucus.

I didn't have a handkerchief but the farmers handkerchief is always available

by rodroddy April 15, 2009

Farmers Union Iced Coffee

Farmers Union Iced Coffee is an amazing iced coffee drink. It's a liquid lunch.

"Hey man, want an IC?"
"No dude, it's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee, or it's NOTHING!"

by Shaved Deer January 12, 2012