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falaye

Falaye’s are mostly known for having the longest dicks known to man kind. Also they are known for being the name with the less homeless individuals. You could even say naming your son Falaye leads to luck because they rarely fail in life.
Falaye’s cock is so long it’s like a fruit roll up!
by Kevin Seron November 21, 2021
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Falafel

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.
"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"
by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019
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Mind Flayer

The Monster That Got Will That Day On The Field
The Mind Flayer Is After El and The Stranger Things Cast
by StrangerThingsFan2330 September 22, 2019
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Flayer

An name or title gave to someone for the act of flaying.(Skinning)

Mostly in mid-evil times or video games.
1. Noob was slain by Flayer.
2. Noob was slain by Jim the Flayer.
by Demsac69 October 29, 2008
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Awful Falafel

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.
Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time
by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017
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falafel face

Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.
Hey falafel face. You've got falafel..on your face..no, a bit more to the left..
by lezleeah November 16, 2010
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Falafelwarrior

A falafelwarrior is a type of person, which is extremely obsessed with falafel.
Falafelwarriorism is a relatively rare eating disorder.
Most of these people eat nothing but falafel.

Breakfast: Falafelcereals

Lunch: Falafel with dipping sauce
Dinner: Falafelburger

This is an example of a typical day in the life of a falafelwarrior.
Most of them don't live very long, as they don't get enough nutrients by just eating falafel every day.
Person A: "Do you know why Raul died?"
Person B: "Well, he was a Falafelwarrior, so he didn't make it to his twenties..."
Person A: "stinks..."
by ThiccJim69 May 18, 2021
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