Falafeled

"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.

My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.

by sf_alphamale July 11, 2008

Falafel

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.

"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"

by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

falafel

ArabiaN FoOd made of ChicK peAs and other miscellaneous veggies and spices

I had a falafel sandwich with my friends suzy and juju!

by ArAbiAN AnGeL December 11, 2003

falafel

Pure wonderful, nutritious chickpea kebab creation. Consisting of a variety of ingredients depending on where you go. The general things that go in it though are:
chick pea patties, tahini sauce and tabouli: (peppers, spices, cous-cous, and other delicious things)

Personally I buy mine at Tareks in Nova Scotia (if you are interested, they make fantastic falafels.)

Stan: Wild uncontrollable animal sex, or falafels?

Marissa: Falafels, clearly.

by Daniel MacFarlane August 31, 2006

falafel

According to right-wing political commentator Bill O'Reilly, "falafel" is a synonym for loofah, especially when used to describe scrubbing a woman down with loofah in a sexual manner.

Bill O'Reilly went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond to buy a falafel. Then he went to a Greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.

by MazurkaMatt May 27, 2006

falafel

(noun)
A term used to describe a homosexual male in a non-pejorative manner.
Word history:
Cal Poly student Karlo began using the word after seeing a restaurant sign in Goleta, CA advertising “hommos and falafel” in 2004. The word is in growing usage in Los Angeles, San Luis Obispo, San Francisco Bay Area, and the Bronx.

Bruce couldn't sit down for a week after his long night with a falafel he met at a bar.

by kfelix November 9, 2006

Falafeling

To partake in the careful art of giant falafel wrap consumption

I'm going falafeling lunch time

by Falafel rap master May 11, 2018