2 definition by AmBerger Hamburger

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A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.
"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"
by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

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A version of a handjob after a long day of swimming
Logan: "I like that swimsuit. How bout a hand job?"
Amber: "Thanks! But we've been swimming for hours and...(shows print hands). Will you settle for a granjob?"
by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

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