falace

1. The human male's sexual organ (Penis)

1. She loves the falace.
2. His falace was a proud soldier
3. The falace felt at home in its warm moist surrounding
4. The falace got enraged and spirted its protein filled venom in her face.
5. She appreciated the girth of the throbbing falace

by Dave Constantine March 16, 2008

falace

(noun) meaning penis.

The falace on a greek sculpture was often small so that it wouldn't be the main focus if the piece.

by RDMAJ April 11, 2008

Falafel

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.

"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"

by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

Falice

Forsythe Pendleton Jones II and Alice Susanna Smith’s ship name from the CW show Riverdale.

Falice is canon

by denimliterati August 2, 2018

Falice

Falice is healthiest couple on Riverdale!

”the gum and heels” only falice fandom understand

Falice have real love

by Falice.ily January 5, 2020

Awful Falafel

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.

Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time

by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017

falafel face

Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.

Hey falafel face. You've got falafel..on your face..no, a bit more to the left..

by lezleeah November 16, 2010