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falafeling 

nefariously hiding one or more falafel such that they are randomly discovered by a targeted individual at a later time.
that bastard lou wasnt in his office again, so i gave his office a good falafeling.
falafeling by slojoemoego June 13, 2018

falafelizing 

The art of making a deep-fried ball of ground chickpeas often seasoned with onions and spices,originating in Southwest Asia
Don't confuse philosophizing with falafelizing
falafelizing by JohnyTsunami January 3, 2008

Falafelitis 

A common disorder affecting Jewish women ages 16-30, who keep kosher and enjoy israeli food on a regular basis. Signs and symptoms include excessive stomach bloating and discomfort, lingering taste of common middle eastern spices, chickpeas and tahini sauce, with some patients describing a taste of "israel". The disease is self ... Read Morelimitting and only known to be fatal in one case which was secondary to a rare case of fulminant septic falafelitis with a comorbid condition of Shawarma's syndrome, a common disorder that affects the same patient demographic. The Treatment is discontinuation of all falafel and falafel related products, falafel type snack food are to be avoided at all cost. The patient should be reassured that the symptoms should reside in a few days and that she might be an idiot for eating falafel in excess amounts.
19 year old girl eats to much falafel. Has severe stomach pains and bloating. Ends up in the hospital where she is diagnosed with falafelitis
Falafelitis by Andrew Stone March 18, 2009

falafelize

Writing or speaking illogically, a failed attempt at philosophizing.
Once again, we were stuck at dinner with Anna, forced to listen to her falafelize about the nature of Man and the search for the meaning of life, love, and the death of Venice.
falafelize by Grand Rapidian October 13, 2009

galafeling 

The act of getting stuck inside one’s own duvet cover.
“I can often be found galafeling while changing my sheets, drunk,” said Sarah.

falangling 

THE BABY IS JUST Falangling around .
falangling by Wild movment October 21, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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