A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.
"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"
by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019
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A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence.

Origin: North Philly.
(Guy 1 steals a pencil)
Guy 2: "Dude, don't be a falafel."
by The Randomness April 2, 2010
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A little bit of "shut the fuck up"
Wrapped in "get in the fuck out"
Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel?

Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.
by SoPM January 28, 2012
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One of the most funniest words ever. Who came up with it?

Cutest name for a cat.
<3
Mistos Kitty Falafel is the cutest <3
by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010
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Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).
Anthoni: He gave you a what?!
Nora: ...A falafel *blushes*
*Anthoni runs home and wanks off*
by Coocootrain July 17, 2009
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Mark: I'm falafeling between going to bed and that chick.
Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!
by littlebrowngirl March 21, 2015
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When you laugh so hard you fart.
PMSL Oh geez, I just falafeled something shocking! Phew! (waves fart away)
by DayleSnail February 13, 2009
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