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A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.
"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" πŸ˜–"
by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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ArabiaN FoOd made of ChicK peAs and other miscellaneous veggies and spices
I had a falafel sandwich with my friends suzy and juju!
by ArAbiAN AnGeL December 11, 2003
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Pure wonderful, nutritious chickpea kebab creation. Consisting of a variety of ingredients depending on where you go. The general things that go in it though are:
chick pea patties, tahini sauce and tabouli: (peppers, spices, cous-cous, and other delicious things)

Personally I buy mine at Tareks in Nova Scotia (if you are interested, they make fantastic falafels.)
Stan: Wild uncontrollable animal sex, or falafels?

Marissa: Falafels, clearly.
by Daniel MacFarlane August 30, 2006
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According to right-wing political commentator Bill O'Reilly, "falafel" is a synonym for loofah, especially when used to describe scrubbing a woman down with loofah in a sexual manner.
Bill O'Reilly went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond to buy a falafel. Then he went to a Greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.
by MazurkaMatt May 26, 2006
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(noun)
A term used to describe a homosexual male in a non-pejorative manner.
Word history:
Cal Poly student Karlo began using the word after seeing a restaurant sign in Goleta, CA advertising β€œhommos and falafel” in 2004. The word is in growing usage in Los Angeles, San Luis Obispo, San Francisco Bay Area, and the Bronx.

Bruce couldn't sit down for a week after his long night with a falafel he met at a bar.
by kfelix November 09, 2006
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Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.
Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
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