Falafel

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.

"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"

by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence.

Origin: North Philly.

(Guy 1 steals a pencil)
Guy 2: "Dude, don't be a falafel."

by The Randomness April 02, 2010

Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel?

Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.

by SoPM February 24, 2012

One of the most funniest words ever. Who came up with it?

Cutest name for a cat.
<3

Mistos Kitty Falafel is the cutest <3

by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010

Mark: I'm falafeling between going to bed and that chick.
Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!

by littlebrowngirl March 27, 2015

Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).

Anthoni: He gave you a what?!
Nora: ...A falafel *blushes*
*Anthoni runs home and wanks off*

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

PMSL Oh geez, I just falafeled something shocking! Phew! (waves fart away)

by DayleSnail February 13, 2009