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epic failulitis
epic failulitis by shazow October 15, 2009
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failful • failfuck • failular • Failular phone • Failulure • Failwulf • Fairfull • filfull • epic failulitis • Fail Filter
Failular phone
When you are in an area with little or no service and your call gets dropped or is never made in a time of need.
Colleen was in the subway and needed directions ASAP but her failular phone didnt work and she didnt get her dream job!
Failular phone by bricol7000 November 3, 2008
failular
1: Today I waited at the restaurant for an hour before I realized my date was tomorrow night.
2: Dude, that's failular.
2: Dude, that's failular.
failular by fueledbycobra September 25, 2009
failfuck
someone who is a fucking fail at life. usually simple minded stupid sheepish like person. cannot think for themselves, easily repeat to others anything told to them without thinking, act like they are being successful at their human being life job, but are really just very stupid and dumb. People that are or are similar to failfucks include rednecks, religious extremists, bandwagon sports team fans, stupid crazy mothers, douchebags, people who support neocons and similar company, Nazi's, the English Defense League anyone else who is/are a major obstacle to the advancement and progression of civilized society and human life.
failfuck: "9-11 happened cuz of the AyeRakees!"
failfuck: "black people only eat kfc"
failfuck: "poor people are poor cuz they suck yo"
failfuck: "haha look at the fat guy thinking that midget is a large sandwich"
failfuck: "remember son, we all know jews hide gold and muslims are evil. dont make friends with that isaac or that abdul"
failfuck: "black people only eat kfc"
failfuck: "poor people are poor cuz they suck yo"
failfuck: "haha look at the fat guy thinking that midget is a large sandwich"
failfuck: "remember son, we all know jews hide gold and muslims are evil. dont make friends with that isaac or that abdul"
failfuck by concerned human being December 1, 2011
Fairfull
fairfull/fairfully
Acting reasonably and fair within the circumstances of a given the context of a situation by the information provided(intuitively and externally).
Being as objective and fair based on information provided/acquired within the context of the situation.
Being fair given the context of a situation, of the time(1800's fairfully is different than 2011's fairfully), of the rules(ex. laws, covenants,etc)
Not necessarily being perfectly fair from a all knowing/omniscient/ third person movie perspective. It more depends on context and knowledge of the situation based on perspective while trying to be objective.
If the situation falls under being fairfull under omniscient standards whether by luck or other means ,this would fall under being Perfectly Fairfull or Perfectly Fairfully.
If being Perfectly Fairfull but still falling under the definition: Acting reasonable and fair given the context of a situation by the information provided(intuitively and externally while not being overly intuitive or assuming) than that still falls under being Fairfull while just happening to be Perfectly Fairfull.
Acting reasonably and fair within the circumstances of a given the context of a situation by the information provided(intuitively and externally).
Being as objective and fair based on information provided/acquired within the context of the situation.
Being fair given the context of a situation, of the time(1800's fairfully is different than 2011's fairfully), of the rules(ex. laws, covenants,etc)
Not necessarily being perfectly fair from a all knowing/omniscient/ third person movie perspective. It more depends on context and knowledge of the situation based on perspective while trying to be objective.
If the situation falls under being fairfull under omniscient standards whether by luck or other means ,this would fall under being Perfectly Fairfull or Perfectly Fairfully.
If being Perfectly Fairfull but still falling under the definition: Acting reasonable and fair given the context of a situation by the information provided(intuitively and externally while not being overly intuitive or assuming) than that still falls under being Fairfull while just happening to be Perfectly Fairfull.
The officer after seeing only part of what happened, fairfully asked around and based upon the information acquired(intuitively who it came from reasons, motives and externally from the information given).
Roommate A after being told by both Roommate B, C that Roomate D had stolen A's book after finding said book in D's stuff with hateful writing about roommate A that involved D's handwriting fairfully confronted roommate D. Based on the situation it would be fairfull if roommate A pressed roommate D if roommate D shrugged it off. But in order to be fairfull to roommate A could not be a dick when first confronting roommate D. If roommate D was disrespectful and very much an trouble to roommate than roommate A might fairfully escalate the confrontation but only if roommate A was being fairfull when initially confronting D also based upon the information previously acquired earlier. It should be noted that if A unfairfully acquired some of said information( perusing through D's stuff than A is not being fairfull initially and only partially fairfull after the fact)
Sometimes the easiest way to be fairfull is to be respectful and reasonable.
Roommate A after being told by both Roommate B, C that Roomate D had stolen A's book after finding said book in D's stuff with hateful writing about roommate A that involved D's handwriting fairfully confronted roommate D. Based on the situation it would be fairfull if roommate A pressed roommate D if roommate D shrugged it off. But in order to be fairfull to roommate A could not be a dick when first confronting roommate D. If roommate D was disrespectful and very much an trouble to roommate than roommate A might fairfully escalate the confrontation but only if roommate A was being fairfull when initially confronting D also based upon the information previously acquired earlier. It should be noted that if A unfairfully acquired some of said information( perusing through D's stuff than A is not being fairfull initially and only partially fairfull after the fact)
Sometimes the easiest way to be fairfull is to be respectful and reasonable.
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