failfuck

someone who is a fucking fail at life. usually simple minded stupid sheepish like person. cannot think for themselves, easily repeat to others anything told to them without thinking, act like they are being successful at their human being life job, but are really just very stupid and dumb. People that are or are similar to failfucks include rednecks, religious extremists, bandwagon sports team fans, stupid crazy mothers, douchebags, people who support neocons and similar company, Nazi's, the English Defense League anyone else who is/are a major obstacle to the advancement and progression of civilized society and human life.

failfuck: "9-11 happened cuz of the AyeRakees!"

failfuck: "black people only eat kfc"

failfuck: "poor people are poor cuz they suck yo"

failfuck: "haha look at the fat guy thinking that midget is a large sandwich"

failfuck: "remember son, we all know jews hide gold and muslims are evil. dont make friends with that isaac or that abdul"

by concerned human being December 1, 2011

failfuck

When you wreck on a wheeled conveyance, damaging only your skin but not your bones.

I fell off my bicycle. It was a HUGE failfuck.

by madeline888 July 20, 2021

failbucket

a. One whose entire life consists of failure.
b. One who is a master in the art of failure.

Dakota is such a failbucket.

Nice going, failbucket!

by Alahnnah August 6, 2008

failsuck

A phenomenon which occurs during the final stages of a bad situation (or failboat), failsuck is the tendency of a situation to consume huge quantities of time and resources before it is corrected, resolved or abandoned. Once a situation collapses under its own 'gravity of fail' it becomes a 'vortex of failsuck' that begins to consume all people, time, and resources in its vicinity.

John left the meeting, but was pulled back in when Steve suggested changing the contract, collapsing the meeting into a vortex of failsuck.

by vaeren April 25, 2009

Failduck

an extention of the word fail, like epic fail, super fail and (insert your word here) fail. Failduck is normaly something some one say to another person after an in-successfull attempt of something.

Me and Stacey were making out the otherday, serious??!?!?!, we were gunna go fourth base but i didnt have a condom:/, .....Failduck

by THE Failduck August 2, 2009