failular

adj.

something with epic fail potential; having the qualities of an epic fail

1: Today I waited at the restaurant for an hour before I realized my date was tomorrow night.
2: Dude, that's failular.

failular by fueledbycobra September 25, 2009

failular

a common misspelling of failure.

Person 1: "Look, I just wrote down failular"
person 2: "Dude, you just failed at spelling failure"

failular by pixplox November 27, 2012

Failular phone 

When you are in an area with little or no service and your call gets dropped or is never made in a time of need.

Colleen was in the subway and needed directions ASAP but her failular phone didnt work and she didnt get her dream job!

Failular phone by bricol7000 November 3, 2008

Failulure 

meaning the art of failing at saying failure.

Guy 1: "your a failulure"

Guy 2: "you mean failure*, you fail"

Failulure by Mr.Cody D September 18, 2010

Faillary 

The election was Hillary's to lose. She failed.

Faillary was beaten by Trump. That's like being beaten in a sack race by a quadraplegic.

Faillary by ObiGun January 15, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019