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1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?
facacked by sassfactory October 1, 2008
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facocked 

adj.

1. Fucked-up half-cocked
2. Not easily understood
I thought everything was fine before we got arrested; in retrospect, the plan was facocked to begin with.

The whole Iraq situation is facocked.
facocked by D Mack September 2, 2005
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Facocked 

That Christmas tree is facocked
Facocked by Goodnitegracie November 25, 2020

fucacked 

Jim thought to himself "I'm fucacked" one second before the small plane he was piloting flew into the side of the mountain.
fucacked by jgamz January 4, 2008

faracked 

Fucked by a policy of the Barack Obama administration.
We are going to get faracked up the arse by the stimulus package.
faracked by Mark Firestone February 12, 2009

facocked 

(fa-cock-ta) Adj. 1.In a describing sense, to be deboed, nasty, retarded, broken,out of place or to sum it all up totally fucked up.
After Jon was done playing with his fake vagina he looked at it and saw how facocked it was, and with a scareful fit of glee he tossed it up into the air which there it stuck to the ceiling until he found a swiffer duster long enough to knock it down.
facocked by CollinL September 8, 2006

Facanked 

(fuh-cank-d) adjective
really really...really fucked up...I mean really fucked up, for real
Boy: That girl's face was sooooo facanked!!!
Girl: Booo you whore...
Facanked by TheoMyDearRudy December 1, 2010