Facanked 

(fuh-cank-d) adjective
really really...really fucked up...I mean really fucked up, for real

Boy: That girl's face was sooooo facanked!!!
Girl: Booo you whore...

Facanked by TheoMyDearRudy December 1, 2010

facacked

1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;

1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?

facacked by sassfactory October 1, 2008

Fajanked 

Totally fucked up

wow, that car really got fajanked after the train hit it

Fajanked by ARade November 11, 2009