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Facocked 

That Christmas tree is facocked
Facocked by Goodnitegracie November 25, 2020
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facocked 

(fa-cock-ta) Adj. 1.In a describing sense, to be deboed, nasty, retarded, broken,out of place or to sum it all up totally fucked up.
After Jon was done playing with his fake vagina he looked at it and saw how facocked it was, and with a scareful fit of glee he tossed it up into the air which there it stuck to the ceiling until he found a swiffer duster long enough to knock it down.
facocked by CollinL September 8, 2006

Facocked 

your facocked!
Facocked by James Halke September 25, 2011
1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?
facacked by sassfactory October 1, 2008

fucocked 

My computer is totally fucocked.
fucocked by Grammar Hero September 12, 2009

facockled 

Yo eddie, I was straight facockled last night
facockled by theunofficallocal December 14, 2010