After Jon was done playing with his fake vagina he looked at it and saw how facocked it was, and with a scareful fit of glee he tossed it up into the air which there it stuck to the ceiling until he found a swiffer duster long enough to knock it down.
1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;
2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.
2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.
3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?