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OMG eighmy owns aaron f in bed.
and hes not a pork either.
eighmy by tyler April 14, 2005
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TI-eighty-whore 

(I) A book-smart person who is a freak in the sheets.

(II) A person who is really obsessed with TI calculators.
"Dude, Claire is kind of cute. She's so smart and well-mannered, though. I'm not even sure if she's ever dated anyone."

"You're right. She hasn't dated anyone. However, she's slept with a bunch of guys. She's a total TI-eighty-whore."

"The salutatorian of my graduating class was a total TI-eighty-whore."
TI-eighty-whore by oasisbau5 February 9, 2015

Eleven Eighty-two 

Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \i-ˈle-vən ˈā-tē ˈtü\

An Eleven Eighty-two is an individual of certain body dimensions which cannot be accommodated by conventional seating such as airplane seats or roller-coaster seats. An Eleven Eighty-two requires additional or modified seating space.

The term originated in the south-eastern United States in the early 21st century. Particularly, the term developed in Orlando Florida at the theme park, Universal's Islands of Adventure. It first came into usage as a discrete coded terminology for park employees to identify individuals who could not be accommodated by the attraction's seating.

The term Eleven Eighty-two has become synonymous with an individual who exhibits an unreasonable level of morbid obesity; thus, the requirement for additional or modified seating. It has since entered common vernacular, also as a discrete coded terminology to identify serious fatties. Ironically, however, its wide-spread usage has eliminated the secrecy of the term.
Usage 1) Park attraction operator: "We've got an Eleven Eighty-two in row one. Relocate them to the modified seating in row five."

Usage 2) "I've got the nastiest mobile upload of this Eleven Eighty-two I saw last night. I'm gonna tag you in it."
Eleven Eighty-two by Dorian Dark August 3, 2009

ton eighty 

In darts, a score of one hundred eighty. It is the highest possible score with three darts. Three tripple twenties.
Dude, I cant believe you got a ton eighty with those crappy plastic darts!
ton eighty by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

Nineteen Eighty-Four 

The REAL title of George Orwell's incredible novel. It's right up there with the Bible. Read it.
Generally it's about totalitarian governments and how they could/do operate. It's a dystopia. The world should not be how it's portrayed in the book.
Joe: Have you read Nineteen Eighty-Four?
Bob: No.
Joe: READ IT!

element eighty 

On the Periodic Table of Elements, the 80th element. Having so many # of protons, neutrons, etc.
Oh yeah. Also the only good Alternative Rock band in existence.
Based in Dallas, TX
element eighty by larstait October 8, 2003

eighty-sixed

Traditionally, to be eighty-sixed was to be cut off from further booze service. This term comes all the way from the wild west (and not the 1980's as previously defined), where a bartender would only serve the 86 proof whiskey to customers already too drunk (86 proof was reserved for the ladies. The wild west was tough).
Today it means to be cut-off at the bar, kicked out of the bar, or to be cut-off or barred from something in general.
I went to the bar at happy hour and was eighty-sixed by the bartender by 9:00.
eighty-sixed by OmaHawk January 29, 2007
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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