tyler's definitions

Brositting

When you take care of your friends who have had far too much to drink. This goes above and beyond the simple task of being the designated driver as it includes but is not limited to:
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places

Brositting Mike was hard enough, but then when Chris had too much to drink it almost got out of control.

by Tyler February 23, 2008

beaned

Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."

Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!

by Tyler July 27, 2004

Extremely Beautiful Hotness

A girl who is extremely beautiful, hot, and has a great personality

Bailey Coxis Extremely beautiful hotness

by Tyler August 22, 2003

shellyizzle

Being a pimp like Sheldon.

He sure is shellyizzle.

by Tyler February 11, 2004

Fudge-Packer

usually also someone who is a Chanh

Most gay men also suck Dingos

by Tyler April 1, 2004

cut

pussy; vaginal extravagance; the part between a girls legs

i want to bend that girl over, put it in her butt, and wax her cut

by Tyler January 22, 2004

shlark

the line that runs along the middle of one's ball sack

My shlark is 3 1/2 inches.

by Tyler December 14, 2003