An epbrodemic is an
overwhelming presence of bros in a
concentrated area. Originally thought to be an infectious strain of Lacrossis, the epbrodemic virus has spread accross the nation's campuses like the plague. Passed along from male to male through a process known as "icing," the virus causes several symptoms in the infected:
-wearing of wide, flat brimmed baseball caps from teams they don't really give a shit about
-absorbing large amounts of liquid protein after aggresively lifting a barbell, twice.
-Lack of sleeves.
-Getting drunk off of
shitty beer.
-Hitting on "bitches."
-General douche-ness.