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To ecroyd; verb. To excrete tears during the process of masturbation. Often associated with the Emo lifestyle.
Originates from the native New Zealand term Ecrooding, the indigenous Mauri ritual of killing someone while simultaneously giving them sexual pleasure.
Little otto is upset that nobody likes him so he ecroyds, using his tears as lubrication.
Ecroyd by TheViking August 7, 2008
Related Words
ECBRO embro elbro ebro ebrow embroidery embroidry EABRO ebroji ebrok

Embroisured

Dazed, tired, dizzy.
Exhilarated or stupefied by or as if by alcohol; inebriated
Startled
I drank a lot, I am so embroisured.
Whoa, you embroisured me, I was dozing off.
Embroisured by Corey P. January 10, 2005

epbrodemic 

An epbrodemic is an overwhelming presence of bros in a concentrated area. Originally thought to be an infectious strain of Lacrossis, the epbrodemic virus has spread accross the nation's campuses like the plague. Passed along from male to male through a process known as "icing," the virus causes several symptoms in the infected:
-wearing of wide, flat brimmed baseball caps from teams they don't really give a shit about
-absorbing large amounts of liquid protein after aggresively lifting a barbell, twice.
-Lack of sleeves.
-Getting drunk off of shitty beer.
-Hitting on "bitches."
-General douche-ness.
"All of the hipsters were wiped out in the epbrodemic"

"I cannot refill my solo cup at the keg due to the line caused by the epbrodemic"
epbrodemic by Burnt2toast September 22, 2011

ebrotional 

Sorry if I'm getting ebrotional but I fucking love you man.
ebrotional by The Brociety March 23, 2007
A bro (or sis) that wears expensive outdoor clothing such as Patagonia, enjoys hammocking in large groups, and maintains a perfectly manicured Instagram with pictures of all their "adventures".
Those ecobros are hammocking all over campus.
ecobro by canadianshaman November 21, 2016
An meme of taking the line from Lord of the Rings "One does not simply walk into Mordor." and changing walk to Ecro and Mordor to some situation.
Ecro by The Blasta. April 13, 2010