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Celestial Ejaculate
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010
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Ejaculate and Evacuate
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
Ejaculate and Evacuate by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018
Erackulate
The experience of having sex with a late term pregnant woman, and in doing so, her tits are squirting milk at you.
I was having sex with Naomi last night, and while she was riding me, she Erackulated all over my face. It was kinda hot!
Erackulate by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019
Rage Ejaculate
"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."
Rage Ejaculate by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010
ejaculate and evacuate
ejaculate and evacuate by spigetfinners November 20, 2017
Ejaculater
Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.
Ejaculater by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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