edouching

to ignore the people around you while using a personal electronic device, like an iphone.

put down your iphone and stop edouching me!

edouching by regth March 20, 2011

Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")

Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!

Douching through the snow by Agent Blue February 18, 2015

Mountain Douching 

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.

Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.

Mountain Douching by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011

Email Douching 

The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.

Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!

Email Douching by mybosshasitoutforme October 4, 2012

Douching 

Using water to clean out one's rectum prior to anal sex.

Douching has turned ny ass from a Donald Trump sandwich to a Dolly Parton sandwich.

Douching by WhoDatFreshBoi January 22, 2019

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville 

King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.

Ryan is such an enourmous douche, he has been renamed Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville.

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010

Lord Douchington III 

Its in his blood to be a douche. The douchiest of the douche.

"I now pronounce you, Raymond Albert Torres Jr Lord Douchington III"

Lord Douchington III by hellhouse666 April 16, 2010