Douching

Using water to clean out one's rectum prior to anal sex.

Douching has turned ny ass from a Donald Trump sandwich to a Dolly Parton sandwich.

by WhoDatFreshBoi January 22, 2019

Douching

Spazzing out: "fucking up".

"My computer is douching!" "Yea man, it's practically a dinosaur. NO WONDER"

by Sai Yuta TJ March 16, 2010

Douching

An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.

As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.

by Mike December 15, 2003

Douching

The new fad which is similar to planking, owling, or tebowing in the respect that you preform this act while someone takes your picture.

A) To lift up your shirt and show off your stomach while flexing your other free arm no matter what everyone else is doing around you*

* The duck face is not necessary, but is optional. This is only if you wish to be an extreme douche bag.

John: Hey Tim, whats that dude doing over there?

Tim: Oh he's just Douching, it's one of those new fads. Its kind of like planking but way more stupid.

John: Oh I get it! He's basically acting like the Situation off the Jersey Shore?

Tim: Pretty much....

by #Winning! October 30, 2011

Douching

When you stick vinegar in your vagina and let it burn out your filthy, womanly impurities.

Mary decided that douching last night would be a good idea, so that she wouldn't smell like fish.

by Mystrich July 3, 2009

Douching

When you knowingly fuck with a douchebag.

"No girl. Tell me you aint douching again. You know what happened last time."

by Archimedes84 March 8, 2017

douche or no douche?

Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing.

This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.

Man #1: Sandals with jeans, douche or no douche?
Man #2: Douche.

by GatorBill November 27, 2010