dwitch 

Contraction for dumb whorey bitch.

Person 1: God, Shelly was asking the dumbest questions in class today. And did you see her slutty outfit? She's so fucking stupid. I hate her!

Person 2: Yeah, she's such a dwitch.

dwitch by Mateo Benito November 17, 2011

Squid In A Ditch 

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

Squid In A Ditch by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches

Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision

ditch vision by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017

Ditch Chicken 

A Ditch Chicken is a common phrase used in the Midwest to refer to a Pheasant or Quail. Quail and Pheasant are normally seen hanging out around road ditches in the Midwest due to the tall grass that grows in the right-of-way.

Billy: “I just saw a ditch chicken on the road! We better get the 12 gauge from the house and come back by.”

Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”

Ditch Chicken by YesterdaysProblemToday November 17, 2022

Sick Ditch

Similar to hospital, but built by and for rednecks. Usually 1-3 feet deep for the little'uns, and within a mile of the nearest trailer park.

We tossed Billie B0b into one of them sick ditches the other day, and gave him one O' my lucky squirrel teeths.

Sick Ditch by Mysterious Dr.X December 8, 2014

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch 

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch by tuck_frump February 22, 2020