a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.
"Yea she said we should go to the mall today but she called just now and said she had something better to do and can't make it. She's such a ditcher!"
by ditcher July 23, 2006
Chris: Let's go to Applebee's.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.
by Jules W. January 21, 2012
ones who feel the irrisistable urge to take in an individual from the slums, pump them full of amphetamine and evil juices then leave them for dead in a desperate emotional state from which they shall never emerge.
by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003
a person/group of people who befriend people only to later realise they are fakers/posers/wannabes and then go about the process of ditching them. This is a name given to a group that does this often.
"See them over there, theyre ditchers"
by blah July 3, 2003
by Kassandra75 June 14, 2012
A beer or a mixed drink made or opened for the ride home after a bonfire or a party. One that may put you in the ditch.
Dave: hey man, have a safe drive home!
Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!
Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!
by Dovehunter2 June 2, 2018
by Double_Bitcher June 15, 2009