drumk 

An advanced state of inebriation, somewhere close to "pissed" but not quite as drunk as "wasted".

"It only took a few beers, and I was drumk."

drumk by Kurkikohtaus February 28, 2008

fake drum slut

A slut who wears the mask of being drum horny and really turned on by drummers and their drumming. She will come through the doors with clothes flying off , and slutty knee high boots on, but she will exit through the same door, with not a care or interest in you or anything to do with your passion for drumming in life.

She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.

Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.

She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.

That fake drum slut, fooled me again. She took her clothes off while I was playing, and I believed her interest again. I should of known she just wanted to cum again.

I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.

Go Fake yourself

fake drum slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019

Drumpf eater 

Someone so infatuated with the fake wealth and prestige of a pathological liar that s/he routinely bends over to inhale the liar's many drumpfs.

KellyAnne almost fainted, but said she was fine, just took in too many drumpfs this morning. I had no idea she was such a drumpf eater.

Drumpf eater by ciabrat January 26, 2017

liquid drum and bass 

Ldnb is a sub-genre of Drum & Bass. It's the best. It's just so peaceful; tranquil and majestic. I love it. No matter how hard of a time you are experiencing, you simply need to play some choons and you suddenly get whisked away into the limitless cosmos where only happiness exists. You need a bass implementation device in order to truly experience it, though, since the basslines are a huge factor in how the music heals the soul.

Some really good choons to listen to are:

Logistics - 'Together'
Netsky - 'I refuse'
Jakwob - 'Fade (Etherwood Remix)'
Maduk - 'Ghost Assassin VIP'
Keeno - 'Nocturne'
Keeno - 'Golden Light'
Keeno - 'Dignity Found'
Holly Drummond - 'Forbidden (Vaizo Remix)'
Logistics - 'Over and Out'
Spectrum - 'Together'
Maduk & Nymfo - 'Like This'
Ivy Lab -'Twenty Questions'
Bachelors of Science - 'Strings Track'
Andreya Triana - 'Lullaby (Logistics Remix)'

And billions more. 'Liquicity', 'Hospital Records' and 'UKF Drum & Bass' are all very good YouTube channels for ldnb. Check them out.

"Do you like liquid drum and bass, granddad?"
"I fuckin' LOVE liquid drum and bass, lad!"

liquid drum and bass by MidgetRaver May 14, 2015

Eine drumpf wähler 

noun
a : Code words used by the resistance to covertly identify trump voters.

Literally, the meaning is “a trump voter” in the German language. Donald trump’s father, Fred Drumpf who emigrated from GERMANY changed the family name from Drumpf to Trump upon arriving in America as a superficial means to shed his German heritage and create a more powerful sounding sur name in hopes of enhacing his business ambitions.

b. One that voted for and continues to support donald trump and his administration.

c. The requisite number of urban dictionary reviewers that keep rejecting my witty code phase for the shallow, lazy, fearful, bigoted, misinformed ignoamuses that voted for Donald Trump. See WTF.

Forbes: “Look at that dolt wearing that red MAGA hat after all that has happened."
Emily: “Yes, it is disturbing. We use the code words ‘eine drumpf wähler‘ to identify them to be less conspicuous.”

Eine drumpf wähler by Smedley Schmedley October 8, 2018

snare drum 

The drum in band class that everyone wants to play yet only one or two people can actually play it without messing up the band and making the entire percussion section look bad.

Sucky Drummer: Dude I got snare drum for this song
Good Drummer: Fine, just don't fuck up
Sucky Drummer: *Fucks up*

snare drum by Xythin February 21, 2010

Neil Druckmann 

when the chances of your failures are so fucking small, but still you manage to fuck everything up and that too without any particular reason. Then proceed to be in denial in front of the shit you just created for the rest of your life.

David: Hey! remember that guy who cured cancer and was about to win 100 billion USD from the international medical association ? What happened?
Goliath: Oh, you didn't hear? He pulled a Neil Druckmann in the last minute and is now a homeless meth addict in Arkansas.

Neil Druckmann by fucking_pasta July 4, 2020