dousher

Calling someone an extreme idiot (adjective)

Adam: Hello. I like anal sex
Sidney: You are such a dousher

by pointguard 12 April 28, 2009

Dougherty

A person of Irish decent. Very proud of their Irish heritage. Tender and caring with the ability to become fiercely violent at the drop of a hat. Powerful and persuasive. A good drinker.

He can drink, and he can fight, but he's no Dougherty.

by animaldonkey June 13, 2008

doucherysm

a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.

Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens

by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

doucherman

a nick name for a person who was once bullied then becomes successful and starts to be an jerk everyone else, hence being a a douche. first used in the TNT TV show leverage

1. well if it isn't Larry the doucherman.
2. Larry: ha ha you're all peons, look at me now I own 10 houses.

randon guy in the crowd: oh great it's that doucherman again

by bingbang0 March 5, 2011

Deep Doucher

Someone who is often found posing in pictures in such a way that could be described as artsy, introspective, deep, or modelesque. This is often done in an attempt to show their "good side" or make themselves look more attractive than they really are. In most cases, deep douchers are found in pictures that are black and white, on the beach, or next to a picket fence. Deep douchers NEVER look at the camera. They ALWAYS look off in the distance as if they are looking ahead to the future. Obviously symbolism.

Rachel: Oh my gosh look at Cole he looks so hawt.
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher

by Mr. Weegles June 8, 2011

Uber Doucher

He who goes above and beyond the call of douchie. Usually found in large social gatherings wearing an Affliction or Ed Hardy t-shirt.

Women are often attracted to their douchie persona but when left broken hearted, friends usually say "I told you he was an Uber Doucher!"

by Friedo from Chicago May 2, 2011

Dougherty Valley High School

A school obsessed with grades, AP classes, honor classes, and majority Asian. Football team sucks and never wins, but god damn their badminton team and girls tennis team are on fire! You can walk down the hallway and hear 5 different conversations about classes, particularly AP and honor classes. If you haven't skipped a grade of math at DVHS, you sure as hell better be taking the honors of AP level of your "on level" math class to redeem yourself. Majority of the school is aiming to be a doctor or some kind of engineer. Majority of school hates being at Dougherty, and wishes for a less competitive school. Added bonus, your social status at school is determined by a simple decision: Grades vs Social Life, one puts you in the academic arena with no social life, the other puts you in the social hierarchy practiced by other schools where you will never be accepted as an equal in any AP or honor class by the other academic oriented kids.

Dougherty Valley High School kid: Hey Dougherty is a great school (in mind: not!)
Cal Kid: (Looks at friends then back at DVHS kid and laughs) You all have no social lives!
Cal Kid #2: Constantly going on about grades
Dublin High Kid: We beat your ass every year in football!

by RaiNal July 14, 2016