douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.

John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.

douchesickle by halfamind April 15, 2006

douchecockle 

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.

"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"

douchecockle by heeheehoho August 11, 2009

Douchecicle 

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

Douchecicle by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

douchefuckle 

an insult used when no other insult is enough to express your anger and/or annoyance.

girl1: dude, Brandon is such a douchefuckle!
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.

douchefuckle by donkeycorns August 11, 2010

Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.

Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

Douchestickery by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

douchepickle 

A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.

Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"

Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"

douchepickle by mamamele November 21, 2009

douchesicle 

douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry

hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you

douchesicle by Melanie Anderson October 1, 2007