Douchsicle

A douche bag with frosted tips.

I bet that douchsicle paid 100 bucks for those highlights.

by douchsicle November 24, 2010

Douchecicle

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.

John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.

by halfamind April 15, 2006

douchesicle

douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry

hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you

by Melanie Anderson October 1, 2007

douchicle

the long, pointed goatee often found dangling from the chins of douchecycle riders with mega-piercings/body mods; also favored by those hanging at graphic novel shops.

That bro'torcycle bag died his douchicle silver to match the carpet

by NativityNinja January 1, 2011

douchcicle

The next step up the asshole ladder from "douchebag"

"Jimmy's a real douchcicle!"

by Shawn Dub September 13, 2008

Dutchsicle

When a male passes gas while receiving a blo job.

To bad for her I ate jumbalya. I gave her a dutchsicle. While I was getting head I ripped the most heinous fart. She gagged.

by Jumbo P. July 21, 2009